Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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