talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
love makes seman taste better
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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