We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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