it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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