i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
