Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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