please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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