are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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