no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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