Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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