Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
What a fucking waste of an outfit
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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