super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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