Say something about gay babies.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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