What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Actions speak louder than pants.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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