We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Randomize
