So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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