and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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