i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Randomize
