i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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