How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Say something about gay babies.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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