You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
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