Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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