so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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