And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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