I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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