That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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