My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
did you just send me my own nude
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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