you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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