singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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