and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Dignity is for republicans.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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