Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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