thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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