well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
