Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
You've changed since you got that strap on
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
