He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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