she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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