So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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