i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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