And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
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Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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