Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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