Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
this will be a night to untag.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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