Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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