The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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