after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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