What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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