marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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