p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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