Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
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