Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
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