You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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