i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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