Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
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