She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
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