hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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