never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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